I heard my presbytery had begun a search,
To find some elders to represent the church.
When I was asked, I stood real tall,
And I was proud to answer the call!
Then in the mail a binder came,
A big package addressed to my name.
I saw reports there and I turned pale,
There was enough to choke a good sized whale!
Here are reports we really think you should peruse.
I got the first time commissioner at the General Assembly blues!
—Some Assembly Required, a CD by Angus Sutherland. Hear tracks here. Purchase through the Book Room.
