Kitsch Christmas

Knick-Knacks
What could be better than giving a little Santa Claus statue to your loved ones this Christmas? Ok, so maybe a baby Jesus statue would be better. Now you can have the best of both worlds. Catholic Supply is offering a nice little piece: Santa Claus visiting the baby Jesus at the manger!
catholicsupply.com/christmas/kneelsanta.html

Clothing
Christian companies love to take copyrighted materials from huge corporations and make slight adjustments that will appeal to Christians (like those silly t-shirts that say, “Got Jesus” instead of “Got Milk”). But there has been one article of clothing Jesus just hasn’t managed to work himself onto—until now! Underwear! We all wear ‘em… uh… hopefully. Anyhoo, if you happen to be someone who might find this a good gift for the wife, you can now buy Jesus and Mother Mary briefs.
Search cafepress.ca for “Jesus underwear”

Balloons
What’s that you say? “What if I’m really wealthy and I need to find that perfect gift for the hot air ballooner in my life?” Worry no more, because the good folks at Kubicek Balloons have a full-sized hot air balloon in the shape of a cathedral. How better to share your faith with your town or city than to fly a giant church overhead?
https://www.kubicekballoons.cz/produkty-a-sluzby/specialy

Music
If you have a Christian female guitar player in the family, I’ve got something for you. Luna Guitars creates beautiful stringed instruments, particularly with women in mind. They are light, built with necks that are easier for smaller hands to chord, and are contoured to fit a feminine torso. And … Luna makes the Trinity. It’s a dreadnought body with an inlay-filled trinity symbol around the sound hole… and it has Celtic neck inlays to boot.
lunaguitars.com