Pick-up Lines for Calvinists

Just for Singles

In honour of February, the month of little chubby babies that travel the world looking to shoot people with heart-shaped arrows, I’ve included this little video of Calvinist pick-up lines for all you single Presbyterians. Here are a few to get you started:

“Baby you are so fine; it is women like you that make particular redemption a necessity.”

“I hope you believe in the perseverance of the saints because my heart is forever yours.”



iPhone Cases
The good folks at Red Bubble are selling religious and Christian themed iPhone and iPad cases. Now not all of them are meant for every Christian. They do have the now iconic internet meme “Jesus Raptor” —plus there’s Jesus riding a dinosaur or Jesus with aviator sunglasses on. Those may not be for everyone. Still others have sayings printed on them like, “Have you prayed about it as much as you’ve complained about it?” Or simply, “Trust Him.” They also have cross designs, printed verses, famous art, and literally hundreds of others to look through.

http://www.redbubble.com/shop/christian+jesus+iphone-cases

About Brad Childs

Rev. Brad Childs is minister at First, Regina.