I would like a job as tutor, teacher and advisor to your family.

I will never take a vacation.

I will never be out of humour.

I don't drink or smoke.

I don't borrow your clothes or raid your refrigerator.

I will be up in the morning as early as anyone in the household and will stay up as late as anyone wishes.

I will help solve any problems your children might have.

I will give you the satisfaction of knowing that no question your children ask will go unanswered.

For that matter, I will answer any of your own questions on subjects that range from

    "How we got here?" to "Where are we headed?"

I will help settle bets and differences of opinion.

I will give you information that will help you with your job, your family and all of your other interests.

In short, I will give you the knowledge that will insure the continued success of your family.

Who am I?  I am......Your Bible.

Do I get the job?

Your word is a lamp to my feet and a light to my path. (Psalm 119:105).

May The Word be with you every day and bring you strength and hope.

Together In The Word,

Rev. Wayne